Exactly why judges masturbate with a noisy device, snooze, bark
errant orders, abuse assistants, bailiffs, attorneys, juries, aggravate
higher and lower judges, get shot, shoot back, get laid and STD
in chambers.

Courtroom tedium (aka justice), procedural churning, empty bombast,
strutting, feigning, farting, fingering anus itch, jury boredom, hollow pretense of
respect for the law -- from this comes little new, and a lot of wasted time,
so obese, privileged, endlessly disputatious precedent is valued over
disruptive lean novelty and Roy Bean quick resolution, wherein fear of mortality
and hard labor are suspended self-sentences, and issuing death penalties
against childhood bullies absconding with therapy dolls is the dream of
payback jurists in black cross dresses.

At 10:23 AM 7/17/2015, you wrote:

Exactly.

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