slave boss and torture victim double agent are traveling across a landscape
slave boss: "torture victim double agent, what are we going to do"
torture victim double agent: "i don't know, slave boss! what are we going to do?"
slave boss: "do you want to punish me for talking? should it be my turn now?"
torture victim double agent: "your punishment is noticing that your rules make you live a contradiction. this makes you think of something from your past you can barely comprehend, the ignoring of which drives your whole empire. this scares you in a way that doesn't make sense and you start freaking out."
slave boss looks at torture victim double agent.
torture victim double agent: "why didn't you kick me out when i had no interest in participating and refused to comply?"
slave boss looks at torture victim double agent again.
slave boss: "everybody has to comply when they learn about me."
torture victim double agent: "so if i punish myself more by going on reddit .."
slave boss [covering ears and eyes]: "stop !!!!"
hearing there are lots of mistakes here. not quite sure if the judgements pass my normal review so might consider it random or possibly specifically-or-such biased [as normal