[….. [[dropped … dvorak-wings make more puns and celebrate protecting uke, boarding his tie-dyed fighter. they talk like techies from the turn of the millennium, and reflash r3ptu with linux firmware so it will stop telling him to drive himself into ruin for a time]] so ukulele skywalker is another bad/wrong series/sequence, here’s why: ukulele skywalker: “father, teach me some cool force moves! did i tell you i levitated the millennium falcon with my mind?” darth vader: “lose the force, uke. the future is in blaster armor.” ukulele skywalker: “i can’t believe this is happening. how will i ever survive this?” darth vader: “son, look at me.” uke and vader share eye contact. without his helmet, vader’s completely disfigured face is fully exposed, covered in burns and wounds that never heal. he can barely breathe. darth vader [looking at uke confidently]: “i survived. so will you.”