Re: How are the Baltimore riots going?/Any way we can help?

Cathal (Phone) wrote:

OR: Put phone in microwave and set it for a slow-roast program. The interference will prevent harmful spy-rays from reaching the phone.

Bonus, you can fast-charge Apple devices using the Microwave thanks to #AppleWave!

I find that putting my tinfoil hats in the microwave on high for five minutes really restores their luster. ;P