This conversation reminds me of this:

https://xkcd.com/322/


9:18 AM, August 23, 2016, Cecilia Tanaka <cecilia.tanaka@gmail.com>:
Tsk, tsk...  Men are very strange.  In one day, I am "honey".  In another, I am a "criminal".  :D
I never answered before, but yes, I am single.  And when I receive messages like yours, I am completely sure that I really want to be single, wohooo!!!  :D
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From: "Ben 0wned" <gmojo02@protonmail.com>
Date: Aug 5, 2016 9:26 PM
Subject: Re: Anarchist Bibliography, please? (was Re: Deconstructing an Institutional Slander...)
To: <cecilia.tanaka@gmail.com>

Hi Cecilia honey. Are you single?






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On Aug 5, 2016, 3:28 PM, Cecilia Tanaka wrote:

Wow, lots of lovely references!!!  Thank you with all my heart!!!  (*-*)  <3  <3  <3
Tender kisses and warm hugs!!! 
Much love and deep gratitude from Brazil!!!  <3
Ceci  (づ• - •)づ♥ 





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