"What's really crazy, is I mysteriously got into my head before starting posting, to describe _myself_ as a troll and a secret agent, which are the two most disrepute categories of people on the list!"

Canned uproarious laughter!

"Sometimes I imagine that I'm a secret agent from the government of schizophrenia, infiltrating the trolls on the list."

Canned chuckles and groans.

Taking a break from mostly-confirmed reality now.