traffick boss is bored and anxious so he goes to an ai research lab and tells a random worker to pump his body full of lava<div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">traffick boss: “i want all my guts and brain and stuff replaced with lava. i’m going to be a fire golem today!”</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">research worker stares at traffick boss</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">traffick boss: “well? am i the boss or are you going to be the fire golem instead of me today?” (mistake)</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">research worker tenses</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">research worker: “i have to inform you that removing your guts and brain will kill you, and that filling you with lava will kill everyone else around you as well, as well as vaporizing and melting the area you are in, destroying everything”</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">traffick boss grips a lab desk tightly and leans forward toward research worker (mistake somewhere), glaring hard at him: “sounds badass.”</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">traffick boss (waving hand dismissively): “but sort out that “kills me” part, will you? i don’t appreciate talk like that.” (mist—</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">research worker quivers in fear of traffick boss, feeling intense urge from the business AI to meet his request or die trying</div>