Juan, just for personal curiosity, why your little buddy Zzzzzz can send messages about the Bible and call Jesus as her/his "Lord", but I can't call Tim Berners-Lee a "Sir"? At least, he certainly exists! :P
Lord, Sir... Pff, just formal titles... You know I don't like them. If you want titles, my favorite ones are being the "Cuteness Secretary" in one of the Brazilian hackerspaces and being considered the "cutest Brazilian PyLady". My Python skills are still a disgrace, ridiculous, but I am "cute" and Zzzz seems Golum in his worst phase, hahahaha!! ;D
Take care and choose better your friends! Avoid the stupid ones! ;)