I do know folks round these parts NEVER let this one sneaky little ditty dominate their groove, so just pretend it's NOT set to some skank tune about sex: Let's talk about blame, ba-by, let's talk about U I B, Let's talk about all the good gold and the bad fiats, we can see, Let's talk a-bout Fed! You know, we need to upgrade the subwoofer where I's stayin' bruh - need one o' them big megawatters which are sooo powerful you gotta bolt 'em to the floor and add reinforcements to the walls - so please, donations already! :) Alright, so where were we - sex or something? That's right: Harvard Wants Students To Bone Up On Oral And Anal Sex, Stop Judging Fatties https://www.zerohedge.com/health/harvard-wants-students-bone-oral-and-anal-s... https://www.thecollegefix.com/harvard-hosts-anal-sex-101-oral-sex-101-and-fa... “Anal Sex 101,” “Oral Sex 101” and “fatphobia” workshop are among 13 different offerings students at Harvard University ... [Are those 13 students each a different gender or what?] Anyway, back to the Fed - so, as we learned yesterday (see below), the Fed - yes, the actual Federal Reserve Bank, recently started shilling climate change. Riight. Totally, like, believable like! Could, not, possibly, have any associated agenda. Nope, nothing to see here folks, the Fed has grown some empathy and is now deeply concerned about our environment - oh, and it's all going to shit in 12 years unless we IMMEDIATELY start doing something NOW! Soap, what could that something POSSIBLY be I hear you ask? :D Well, well well, who's ever thought of having a global tax on something that effects literally everyone? What are our options? Food - already dominated by the globalists. Water - ditto (Coke). Oxygen - prolly a little TOO bold in saying "we wanchyall dead yo". Carbon dioxide - CO2, that's the one! Welp, there ya have it iwgnats, we might need to breathe in Oxygen to live, but we sure as hell can do something about being carbon polluters - breathing out all those nasty, nasty outgassings as humans do! Yes! Guilt! Introduce a global tax based on something which leads folks to feel guilty about being alive! Burns: "Eggsellent Smithers, did I ever mention you're a genius?" Smithers: "Well Sir, I actually didn't s..." Burns: "Oh shut up and take it like a man, Smithers!" So the Fed is suffering a little of the same disease the USA Democratic Party is suffering - in search of someone or something - ANYTHING AT ALL !!! to blame ! For the Fed, and the looming (and pre (mathematically) ordained) systemic USD reset just around the corner -- which self respecting central banker would ever want to receive the blame for such an obvious problem? And who have they so far effectively -failed- to blame?: - China - failed to fall to fear or anger and sell/ dump all their US Treasury certificates which would have rapidly crashed the global financial system, and thereby China failed to be the #1 scape goat for the Fed. - Russia - despite many bold and daring attempts to lure our Russkie bros into World War 3, for some "#!@$%%@!#" reason, Putin has so far steadfastly REFUSED to strike back in any definitive way which could justify WW III, and thereby have "global catastrophic war" be the Fed's scape goat; also, Trump, and not the warmongering bitch, got elected in the USA, so there REALLY is unlikely to be World War 3 with Russia. And thank God for that! - Civil War and national governments - arguably the jury is still out on this one, what with so many violent protests globally at the moment, and ever more sophisticated attempts to fire up South American or Asian disgruntled's into something ("anything, please!" screams the Fed) resembling a possible civil war. No scape goat there for the Fed on this front! - Germany - now Germans being "cool Germans" and all (cookies!) and doing as Germans always do (get back to work and get wealthy), they were enslaved after WW2 in debt, just not as much as after WW1 (the quid pro quo was that Germany got to play "Central Banker" for Europe, effectively, and despite being in massive debt, having the rest of Europe be in even more massive debt to Germany meant Germany have been 'sort of' Kings of Europe); and to top it all off, Germany is ever so slowly finding her ovaries, siezing them by the fallopians, and entering a Nordic energy stream partnership with .... Russia! Funny as bro :D - soap, no scape goat for the Fed in Germany - DAMN! No, real, scape goat, for the Fed to "blame" for the looming reset! "SHIT!" says the Fed, followed by "Shit, shit shit shit shit shit!" 4 for four muffas! hey hey :D So we see negative interest rates, and endless bubble blowing to "keep it all ticking along", in the vain, vain hope that a blame victim might magically appear so the Fed can waltz in, pretending to be a White Knight in shining armour to save the day for the entire world. Nope, not gonna happen this time... Why? Because of the Internet and global connectivity. We read. We share. I bags "WeShare" for the next IPO :D Why is the Fed happy with negative interest rates? Because it's just more debt. Who is the debt "owed to" - the Fed of course - HA :D And debt locks people, and nations, into the system of debt, i.e. into servitude to the Fed and the BIS. And because now, we know - the one thing, the absolute single most importanht one thing the Fed (really, the BIS), wants to maintain is this: The exclusive right to print arbitrary fiats. Hmm. Funny dat. Who'da thought? Nobody could ever have predicted thith. On Fri, Nov 08, 2019 at 02:05:56PM +1100, Zenaan Harkness wrote:
The Federal Reserve Bank, neither federal, nor reserve, nor constitutional, is once again shilling for a global tax of some sort, any bloody sort, just bring the damn tax in already (thank you Greta Thunderburger!)
Now why, oh why, would the Fed be shilling for a global tax?
Perhaps because they're starting to pump such volumes of voluminous fiats that "full faith and credit" is possibly going to come a gutser?
Perhaps the ginormous money printing is causing imbalances where too much money is going (or about to go) into the hands of the populace (UBI I hear you correctly say)?
Or perhaps it's just plane sheer unbridled greed and control instincts of the central Bankers Gone Wild?
Whatever it is, we know firstly it's a firetrucking hoax, but hey, what's new?
Fed Warns Climate Change Is A Major Threat To The Economy https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/fed-warns-climate-change-now-major-threat-e... https://www.newyorkfed.org/newsevents/speeches/2019/sti191107
... "The U.S. economy has experienced more than $500 billion in direct losses over the last five years due to climate and weather-related events. In addition, climate change has significant consequences for the U.S. economy and financial sector through slowing productivity growth, asset revaluations and sectoral reallocations of business activity"
... Nonetheless, real impacts are already being felt and we must develop the tools to assess and manage them."
Impacts... like a 16-year-old girl with Asperger's syndrome dictating monetary, fiscal and social policy?
... At least Greta Thunberg will be happy for a few years before the social catalysm that results from the Fed's final act of idiocy means that eating the rich - and just about anyone else - will be more than just a figure of speech.