For a fair and brotherly revisionist history of cypherpunks

Since winners write the histories this is an exciting time to be a Cpunk. And by adopting Pete's revisionist history extending our Golden Age from 2000 to 2009 ought to be a snack. Cypherpunks demigod, Bram, releases Bittorrent early noughties. Ditto our undecovers in the Navy release Tor. 2008 for Dog. Bingo! We're back, baby! Crypto Winters are for Wimps, amirite! To the victor, the spoils.