9 Jun
2023
9 Jun
'23
9:47 a.m.
i found a way to make money: somebody made a machine that enforces an arithmetic of 1+2=4. i put two dollars in one side, and a third in other, and take four dollars out the front. i took off the side and found a little robot that is scanning the bills and printing more. — but in reality it puts them in a certificate of deposit and waits a hundred years to spew out the 4