13 Feb
2023
13 Feb
'23
2:26 a.m.
lights! action! cameras are rolling! boss and zombie state worker are out on the streets with a camera crew. boss is short and has only one arm free. they approach a pedestrian. when the pedestrian sees the pair he screams and begins running [we are censoring the part where the pedestrian is murdered for discussing the publicmind control tv show he is now starring in] boss smiles a winnIng smile for the tv cameras from his head aiming in the wrong direction as he and zombie state worker hoist the pedestrian's body and lug it down a brightly lit alley to a dumpster when they swing the body in boss's head flies in as well