"you agree that the widgets will be delivered by slaves bla bla bla"
"slavery is illegal, isn't it?" "i dunno, i assumed it was?" "slavery is technically legal if--" "no, slavery is illegal everywhere. we fought wars for this!"
"you can't slave here! this is a free country!"
"i am not slaving in your coun--"
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"it is making my clients unhappy that the agreement requires consenting to slavery. they say they refuse to buy--
slave boss tries redrafting [potential? business agreements
"you agree .. that the widgets will be delivered by people ... influenced heavily to be highly highly skilled at delivering and protecting widgets ..." slave boss likes that part. maybe he will ask machine learning marketer
slave boss: "machine learning marketer, you are new to slavery i imagine. usually we force the slaves to never mention slavery. but these slaves are complaining, asking for freedom. i see that profits have risen and risen despite this--"
slave boss thinks maybe he is bugging machine learning marketer and should sort the business agreement out on his own
machine learning marketer: "let me explain again."
janitor is in the room. slave boss sits down.
janitor and machine learning marketer put on a well-rehashed presentation for slave boss with visually striking slides to help slave boss remember
slide 1: "this country already knows you are slaving everybody and used to do business with you"
slide 2: "previously, they were stealing your workers thinking they were "rescuing" them"
slave boss: "oh i had forgotten that! how rude!"
might want to remove slide 2
do not remove slide 2 if needed for slide 4. maybe merge it with slide 3, maybe with a prominent connecting word?
slide 3: "with the victims complaining and asking for help, we can send people out to roleplay helping them"
slide 4: "this keeps business functioning hunky dory!"
slave boss is happy and leaves machine learning marketer and janitor to plan overtaking his enterprises more