Re: Morning Spam

Mind Control Boss turns right around and leaves the meeting room.

He turns to a wall away from foot traffic. Mind Control Boss: "I absolve not to mind control all day." Mind Control Boss: "I absolve not to mind control all night." Mind Control Boss pauses, staring at the wall. Mind Control Boss: "I absolve not to mind control all day." Mind Control Boss: "I absolve not to mind control all night." Mind Control Boss: "I will protect the influential decision makers from my mind control, and provide for them to freely make decisions as they please." Mind Control Boss pauses, staring at the wall. Mind Control Boss: "I absolve not to mind control all day." Mind Control Boss: "I absolve not to mind control all night."