----- MCBoss is on his hands and knees, weeding flowers. MCBoss: "I hope these weeds will be okay. I don't want to damage them." Confused Coder: "They'll be okay." MCBoss: "I don't believe you." Confused Coder: "Well, I dunno. Do you know anything about blockchain git remotes?" MCBoss stares at Confused Coder. MCBoss: "Before I was mind controlled to be human again, I think I heard some wonderful and incredibly precious people I tortured mostly to death, talk about that a little." MCBoss starts crying. Confused Coder: "Oh no. I'm ... so sorry?" MCBoss: "Things are so strange!" MCBoss: "What would you do if you had killed all the people you love?" Confused Coder: "I'm not sure. Dissociate?" MCBoss: "No!" MCBoss cries harder, bawling. MCBoss: "You'd cry!"