Gets a little crazy on the roads o' Raqqa, muh stucco muffas :) How it truly went down: US0: "These fuckin' Syrians put a fuckin' country round our oil field - how DARE they!" US1: "Yeah, fuckin' sand niggers!" [Russkie's literally start to approach on highway, from behind.] RU0: "Ho, boys! Amerikanski oil "protectors" ahead. What do we?" RU1: "Ohoh! Drift this Tigr, baby - We's Baaaack!!" [serious literal military vehicle fast and furious ensues - see links below] [Russkies take first hummer, start hunting down second...] US0: "Muthufuckas! We got Russkies, lads, hang on tight!" [US2-4 happy they remembered "low frequency protection unit" adult diapers this morning.] RU0: "YEEEEE HAAAAAAW FIRETRUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!!" US1: [death gripping handle bar] "Oahhhh shiiiiit - why you driving offroaoad, buddy?!#!" US0: "Don't be a fuckin nigger! I think she'll make it - roadside don't look too fuckin rough." RU1: [grinning madly out side window at US hummer boys] "Baby, yeah! Lose you we will!" [to Ru0:] "SHIT! Watch locals, brutha!" [Russians narrowly miss a local who jumps out of the way] RU0: "May be lose them, but anuddah Oil thief pass we must!" RU1: "NO breaks, brutha! Do your copyright 'Boris Oil Thief Wedgy' manouver! Baby, yeah!" RU0: "Got it, brutha!" [hits accelerator hard, wedges all 3 vehicles as they come to screaming halt] [poetic license, not quite what actually happened, but part of upcoming movie script] US0: "HEY MUTHAFUCKAS WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK ARE YA DOING!" US1: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK - Fucking PAPERWORK! FUCK YOU RUSSKIE!!" RU0: [cracks a 4L vodka bottle] "Here, drink have you, brutha!" RU1: [with huge cat eatin grin] "Awww, done cry little oil thief! Vodka take your paperwork away - HA HA HAAAA!" US0+1: "FUCK!!!" [See second 'tube below for Syrian villagers warmly welcoming American "democracy bringers" - with multiple gun shots :D] ----- Forwarded message from Zenaan Harkness <zen@freedbms.net> ----- Date: Thu, 20 Feb 2020 11:12:28 +1100 Subject: Raqqa drift! Oh yeah :D Enjoy ;) https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/bizarre-road-rage-among-superpowers-i... ----- End forwarded message -----