Re: Morning Spam

--------- boss: "if somebody is mysteriously not doing something, obviously this is an indication that i mind controlled them and they and everyone else needs to be taught a secret language of never discussing this!" rescue worker: "ohhhhhhh no, people mysteriously don't do things when they have a dissociative disorder. although this can be caused by, uh, mind control, it's best handled by connecting them with a specialist in dissociative disorders, not by teaching them a secret language of never discussing it!" boss looks at rescue worker rescue worker looks at boss