[of course they end up at the statue, where reanimation attempts have begun]

[scene of them ridiculously grooming a statue]

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[maybe statue is left as one of many boss golems when boss-builders find somewhere more feasible, animated but not controlled by boss, doing its own random stuff based on out-of-context patterns from boss]

[maybe statue groomers don't get feedback from boss, and develop into a recursive/mutual henchmen situation with the golem, similar to the vivisectees and the central business operations, but easy to push around.]