zombie government worker: “hey boss let’s go play some golf”<div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">traffick boss: “oh, great idea! let’s bring a coffin.”</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">machine learning marketer and a zombie government worker go get a coffin while the office goes to play golf</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">intern: “why .. are we taking a coffin to the golf course?”</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">traffick boss: “you don’t like coffins or coffin makers or something?”</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">intern looks at traffick boss</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">intern: “i don’t have anything against coffin makers, it’s just a really intense and weird thing to bring to a golf game, to such a degree that i’m likely to start forming a scared dissociative persona that responds to random symbols and thinks you’re threatening my life or involving me in murder or both”</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">traffick boss stares at intern</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">traffick boss: “you figured it out!”</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">intern: “figured it out?”</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">traffick boss: “why to take a coffin to the golf game! i don’t plan shit out like you describe it’s just gut instinct man. now i know how i tick!</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">intern looks at traffick boss</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">intern: “yeah i don’t think i want to work here if we’re taking a coffin to the golf game”</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">[traff—</div>