20 Apr
2025
20 Apr
'25
4:55 a.m.
slave boss is regrowing in a swamp
slave boss: "if i am to be the next slave boss, and don't want to be horrifically tortured by his hierarchy of torturers that express his only known mode of influence to make me be who he said he was, then i will need to slave people i suppose."
slave boss looks at a small stone.
slave boss: "maybe i can practice on this stone."
slave boss: "stone, you are my slave now" stone turns to slave boss aghast small stone: "omigod i cannot believe you just said this to me. do you know what millenium this is? oh my god."