https://news.yahoo.com/u-k-man-slips-wedges-203900148.html Doctors were able to defuse what could have been an explosive situation. - A man in the U.K. sought medical attention after he was unable to remove an anti-tank shell from his rectum. - The hospital called the British Army, which determined he was in no danger of exploding. - The man explained that he had “accidentally” fallen on the shell while cleaning. An unnamed British man is recovering somewhere—and likely thanking hospital privacy laws—after being treated for an anti-tank shell stuck in his rear end. The incident, which took place in Gloucestershire, England, saw the army’s explosive ordnance called out to ensure the shell, more than two inches in diameter (above), posed no threat to the man or medical staff treating him. Scroll to continue with content Ad Jim Bell's Comment: "No Shit!!!!!"