Its embarrassing to be another professor from Au following on from the likes of Assmange and Pastor Craig.

My butt is turning rosy as we speak.

In my defense I wasn't aware of those two back then and they've since exposed themselves as rolled-gold-frauds 

anyway. So... pibs wasser under the bridge.

I named myself after " Doctor Rat ' which was a book by Kotzwinkle.

" Matt Taylor " is like my slave name.

If you don't like it - tough tittie.

Sayonara globocop.