I doubt I could help you. My 'law' might be something like
"In order to solve any real or imaginary problems with the IoT,
two steps must be taken :
1) Kill all politicians
2) Kill all the CEOs of internet companies
"
^-^ Hm, no that's not going to be popular among VIPs...
Some people don't like cats. Other people don't like lawyers. I
don't know why some people don't like laywers =)