> > > boss of well-respected corporation was hiding behind a parked car so > > > that nobody would see him or hurt him > > > > boss of well-respected corporation: "it's so nice to be hidden behind > > this parked car and safe from dangerous things!" > > on the other side of the parked car, potentially deadly things like > hearts and flowers and smiles were firing every which way and that
these unknown, potentially extremely deadly things would fly in every direction, sometimes careening by, sometimes making massive impacts in the distance, sometimes striking something near the parked car that boss of well-respected corporation was hiding behind
but boss of well-respected corporation was safe from the flowers and cheery conversations
<once, in a prior eon, one of the ancestors of boss of well-respected corporation had peeked out from behind their parked car, and were greeted by a smiling expression of "slave b--!" and they then pulled their head back behind the parked car, and set up a many-generational religion to stay behind it
boss of well-respected corporation sat behind the parked car.
when he would calm, sometimes some of him would gently wander into wondering if somebody had forged emails from him and introduced himself as "slave b--"
but that was a difficult situation, and when it happened, boss of well-respected corporation would bring in another object, maybe a small dumpster, and place it behind the parked car, so that he could hide from the back of the parked car while also hiding from the other side of it
eventually he decided that the dumpster made the backside of the car look different enough that he might not be slave boss, and he hid between the backside of the car and dumpster, for maximum hiding.as hearts, cheery conversations, flowers, happy birds, sunbeams, and smiles would ricochet off
boss of well-respected corporation, after studying the ancient texts from his ancestor about what it was like to see a smile, prepared carefully and peered around the backside of the car to see a heart there.
the heart was clearly deadly. boss of well-respected corporation pulled his head back in, like his ancient texts related.
boss of well-respected corporation peered around in the dirt behind the parked car and found a worm boss of well-respected corporation: "hello worm!" worm [beaming with friendship]: "hello --" the worm held its words back as it almost said something. "hello!"