why to spam the cypherpunks list<div dir="auto">a 500 part essay in abbreviated form</div><div dir="auto">by uh um er</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">the reason to spam the cypherpunks list is sometimes a greatly sought concept, sometimes a discarded and snubbed idea. is there one? are there many? is there any at all?</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">the cypherpunks list has had an extensive and occasionally-debated history with various forms of spam, received for various reasons. do these reasons set with you? would you use th—</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">part 21</div><div dir="auto">when list spam from a single or only three individuals has —</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">part 78</div><div dir="auto">hence, most people spam the cypherpunks list in —</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">part 79</div><div dir="auto">omigod. i could barely move my legs. and there, before me, was the cypherpunks list, and a thread labeled “spam”. i thought, “is this thread for me?” and “how can such a thread exist?” and i opened it … and there unfolded before me spam upon spam upon spam upon spam. neverbefore —</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">part 82</div><div dir="auto">after spamming a mailing list for a few weeks one can develop cramps, obsessions, and other nuisances. these can be resolved with pills, or years of psychodynamic therapy. the latter is slow and can help your life but watch out, as your therapist may try to convince you to stop spamming mailing lists. this usually happens by engaging t</div>