why boss is trapped in a vine maze in an ancient abandoned temple somebody spread a picture of him pooping around major cities he enthralled geniuses with sending him back in time to before it happened this was hard to do so the urge to do it grew more than expected eventually the geniuses sent him back in time to before the dinosaurs this surprised the AI boss uses to do everything and it compensated it decided to sustain boss’s expectations by putting him in hibernatory stasis for many millenia over time boss emerged from hibernatory stasis but he emerged in a vine maze in an abandoned temple [likely the presence of the stasis pod produced a different timeline, which the AI was not programmed to expect, and began drifting to do other things as it responded to hardcoded patterns in unexpected environments over and over again, until it settled into a role of being a small-time tribal god somewhere. possibly as boss, now awake, responds to the surprising environment of the vine maze, the ai will slowly notice his surprise and slowly attempt to realign itself. but it is also responsible for reawakening boss’s consciousness using its drifted patterns, so boss is not as surprised as he should be.]