------------------------------ Cyborg Torturer: "I'm sad that Boss replaced part of my brain with a sea urchin." Experimentee: "I bet I'm sad about that, too." Cyborg Torturer: "I want to feel things!" Experimentee: "Do you want me to teach you to leave your body, turn into a bunch of robots and computer viruses, and put yourself back togehter?" Cyborg Torturer: "I wouldn't know how to do it right." Experimentee: "Well, yes, that's part of the fun of --" Cyborg Torturer: "I wish my brain worked right." Cyborg Torturer spins the torture device affixed where their hand used to be. Cyborg Torturer: "I just know I have memories and feelings and aspirations that are important to me!" Experimentee: "You do! I know you do! We can help you!"