everybody has a different strategy when abducted by extraterrestrials<div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">but the interstellar scientists don’t understand that these are just our coping strategies for being abducted and probed</div><div dir="auto"><br></div><div dir="auto">instead they start analyzing our brains and cultures for the meaning of our screams and gibbering and escape attempts, to form diplomatic treaties with in future centuries</div>