"Percy, I think you've had enough," the bartender said, motioning to some of Percy's friends playing poker nearby.

"But I am a human being!" Percy replied, while dancing his fingers on his mobile phone, as if this totally explained the situation.

"I am a human being, and I would like to be mind-controlled to perform a repetitive task for an end-user like everybody else.  I have rights!"

"Percy, can I have the pot if you're not going to bid?"

On Sat, May 1, 2021, 11:23 AM Karl <gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
"Bartender, mind control me to a rote repetitive task for an end-user," the drunkard said habitually to the bartender.

The bartender raised an eyebrow and looked at the customer.  This drunkard's name was Percy, and he was a regular.  

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