3 May
2025
3 May
'25
11:08 p.m.
briefing for slave boss
slave boss: "what is cryptography for?"
briefer: "cryptography is for when people are both hurting you and eavesdropping on you."
slave boss: "ok. so cryptography is bad."
briefer: "cryptography is bad if somebody you want to hurt has it, and good if somebody wants to hurt you and you have it."
slave boss: "well we already have cryptography, right?" briefer: "yes we suffix all our messages with an md5 hash!" slave boss: "fuck. you guys are using cryptography?" briefer 2: "cryptography is just like talking to criminal partners. it's almost the same thing." slave boss gets alarmed