slave boss sits with two pools in a wood
one pool is "timelines, spacetimetravel, and time machines"
other pool is "priorities, goals, and todo lists"
__roughly__ [ow]
slave boss has spikes and jabs of electric energy pierce him
is it from the fabric of results and causes? yes. definitely.
slave boss is _definitely_ planning on being a time b--
time lord slave boss sits on time throne
time lord slave boss: "and let it here be known,"
time lord slave boss gestures regally
time lord slave boss: "that heretofor to avoid the great and utter universal sufferings"
time lord slave boss gestures regally differently
time lord slave boss: "of ... communication ... and ... planning ..."
time lord slave boss looks at his notes
time lord slave boss flips notes
time lord slave boss: "and ... responsibility .. and ... honesty .."
time lord slave boss looks at his notes more
the notes are very long they drape on the floor for pages
time lord slave boss looks at his court
and the notes for his speech tasked with listing all the things people wouldn't have to do if they had time travell
it turns out they list everything good and real
time lord slave boss smokes a cigar with his advisor another advisor comes in to confer. the third advisor takes the notes and explains something clearly to slave boss and his first advisor, who then seem satisfied and somewhat enlightened. all three begin dancing and singing time lord slave boss and two advisors [throwing notes to the wind]: "we invented time travel to avoid reality!" time lord slave boss and two advisors: "we sell you time travel so we can hide reality from you!" time lord slave boss and two advisors [dancing and singing]: "reality is scary! let's travel through time!" time lord slave boss unveils his great time ship