23 Apr
2025
23 Apr
'25
8:59 a.m.
slave boss is deep in the bowels of a research lab, stirring demons, cackling
a mean experienced torturer is running from slave boss with his cartoon evilness
mean experienced torturer: "don't be evil to me, slave boss!"
ice cream is full of spikes "well why did you buy icecream from the "dangerously spiked icecream" store?" "i thought it meant the icecream was alcoholic. i didn't think it would mean there would be barbs in my cone." "excuse me! we are getting wounded from trying to eat the "spiked" icecream." "that's what you bought and why we had you sign a waiver!"