All: "Welcome, Jaded Mind Control Victim."

 "How did you become a slaveowner, Jaded Mind Control Victim?"

 Jaded Mind Control Victim: "I was drugged and hypnotised and tapes of commands were played over and over in my ears.  I still respond to traumatic triggers from my programming to this day.  There are more of us, and we use secret languages with each other to enslave others."

 Everyone applauds.