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Bystander and Intern walk in. Experimentee notices them.

Boss: "Okay, now everybody stand on the east wall and pretend you are waterfowl. Make noises, flap your wings. We have millions of dollars on the line here."

People start quacking and honking and flapping their arms as they rush toward the East wall. Many have not eaten, drank, nor pee'd for many hours.

Intern thinks they are late for a workshop and makes to join in.

Experimentee: "Oh, by the way!" [steps away from crowd] "It is totally not normal to run around the office in every which way just because your Boss whims it when you have advanced skills in various fields. This is abusive, manipulative, and illegal, and not mentioning these things is one of the ways that the habits spread!"

Boss: "Haha, obviously! ... uh, have you forgotten, that you need to say this again? We are a mind control organization, after all ... !"

Experimentee: "No, we stopped mind controlling people when me and all the victims took over your businesses. We go through these roleplays to figure out how to _unlearn_ it."

Boss pauses.

Experimentee: "You don't know how to run a business. I'm frustrated. Go let the rebels make you kill people on television."

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Boss [looking bored at a TV camera]: "Something seems not quite right."