19 Mar
2022
19 Mar
'22
9:03 p.m.
------------ ------------ State Worker 4: "Oh, I'm excited, my government is building nuclear rockets!" Boss: "And we're not their contractor yet? Get rid of their contractor, take all the work they kindly did for us, and send messages to your government that everything's fine." State Worker 6: "Oh, this is so cool, my government made contact with aliens!" Boss: "How come the aliens didn't make contact with us? Stimulate a civil war and contact the aliens for them." Corporate Spy 5: "Oh, this is so cool, my corporation is researching mind control!" Boss: [laughs] [dream begins fading] ... GONG!