Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[censored: traffick boss grabs baby with baby carriage and jumps off cliff. his goal: protect baby before hitting ground] to not have traffick boss killing babies in this email, instead he will be a monkey-babboon he swings from branches and scratches his armpits his eyes glow with an outerspace light. he spits and his spit solidifies into a solid metal nugget in the air