29 Mar
2025
29 Mar
'25
7:12 a.m.
once upon a time , long long ago, slave boss was was half-buried in some gentle loam. his employee was working on planting him. part of him was very scared but he wasn't sure why. slave boss [to zombie government worker]: "zombie government worker, thank you for planting me today. i really wanted to be planted here. but do you know why i am so scared?" zombie government worker [shoveling dirt onto slave boss--