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product meeting with cows & dictatorial family

dictator and dictator’s wife have scheduled a meeting with bosscorp-run-by-cows to discuss oppressive predictability strategies for their nation and borders moving forward

they are sitting in a product display room waiting. three cows bust down the door.

two cows are [— … —] waiting on a third, coming out to look nice, dusting shelves, getting coffe for dictator and dictatortopia, grazing on marketing brochures

a third cow has a large suitcase. It makes mumbling “moo” noises as it begins to unpack its suitcase to display product materials to dictator and dictator’s wife.

suddenly it looks dictator straight in the eye and gives a very harsh, very frustrated “moo!!” straight at dictator, partly as if it is furious, partly as if it is begging for help.

it resumes laying out brochures of packages of oppressive secret government technology to dictator

It folds its hooves and looks at dictator smugly, mooing again

dictator’s wife: “um?”

dictator of dictatortopia {stuck in his own world}: “god, slave boss, you have no idea how much caring nation is taxing me this year.”

cow with folded arms: “mop. moo!”

dictator of dictatortopia [stuck in his own world]: “somebody from their emissary or a tourist or somebody spread some kind of radio or communication device among my people and children are starting to question me in schools.”

cow begins shaking its head. “moo moo moo moo moo”