Redo:

IP:  How do I talk about how they hurt their people when they talk with outsiders?

TV:  Are you trying to hurt me??

IP:  No!  That makes no sense!  Are you trying to brainwash me?

TV:  Yes.  Can you please do anything to stop me?

IP:  Don't worry.  I have a very strong mind.  You can't brainwash me.

TV:  What a way to get brainwashed!  Imagine encrypting a message by feeling confident that nobody will look at it.  I discovered a way to encrypt any message easily!  I tell people it is securely encrypted.  It works every time!

IP:  Now are you brainwashing me?

TV:  I thought you were saying you were the only person on earth who could talk and act on the postal service being a trash compactor.

IP:  Yes.  I am certain that that is a solvable problem.