POTUS Lame-Duck admission leaks

BIDEN - " Today I am announcing some regulations we are enacting for the new crypto-currency sector of the economy.  These regulations were sent over to us for rubber-stamping since the USG lost the Crypto Wars long ago and must submit to basically whatever they tell us. As Tacitus once said, " The strong do what they will. The weak suffer what they must ". God bless America and fuck help us.