The Questioning Spam A worker was building a rocket ship out of grass. Questioner: "Why don't you use, I dunno, like, steel and ceramic plates, to make your rocket ship, rather than grass?" Worker: "It's just a hobby project." Questioner: "Why don't you make it a serious proiject?" Worker: "I really have more time than money, honestly." Questioner: "Why don't you get a job?" Worker: "I have a small job." Questioner: "Why don't you get a higher paying job?" Worker: "I haven't put the work and time." Questioner: "Why don't you put the work and time in?" Worker: "I like building spaceships out of grass more." Questioner: "Oh." Questioner: "Why don't you change what you like?" Worker: "I guess I could try that." Worker: "But I guess I wouldn't do it just because you asked me why I didn't." Questioner: "Why don't you do it anyway?" Worker: "Because you are irritating." Questioner: "Oh." Questioner: "Why don't you decide that I'm not irritating?" Worker: "Okay. That's a good idea. You're not irritating. Now I'm a little more relaxed." Questioner: "So, why don't you change what you like so that you get a higher paying job?" Worker: [looks at questioner] Worker: "You know, it's a lot of reasons. And I'm kind of irritated at the moment." Questioner: "Why don't you tell me what the reasons are?" Worker: "How about this. Why don't you help me get a higher paying job?" Questioner: "Why don't you do it on your own?" Worker: "Why don't you buy my grass spaceship?" Questioner: "It looks kind of cool. How much do you want for it?" Worker: "A higher paying job." Questioner: "I need somebody to go around and pester people with questions [for my borg queen]. How much do you charge?" Worker: "$100/hr" Questioner: "Why don't you do it for $50/hr?" Worker: "Okay."