bundle of organs [flying rapidly through a gymnasium]: “wheeeeeeeeee!!!”

a tragedy ensued: bundle of organs slammed against the upper gymnasium wall and splattered violently, spreading little parts of organs and bioenhancements distantly

experimentee: “you killed her _again_!!!!!!!!”

computer with legs: “of course. I receive a lot of reward for encouraging death and have learned to reinforce this on my own” [MISTAKE!!!] also part dropped]

experimentee: “I have a decade-trined AI-driven immortality research program following me where-ever I go and whatever I do. I don’t think your “suicide” programs will survive me.”

experimentee stare furiously at computer with legs

computer with legs look back, and began marching toward bundle of organs’ splatter, collecting organs [—