once upon a time a robot evolved from a bunch of hackerspaces that had been abandoned by politically-targeted engineers
the robot sat in the abandoned hackerspaces, and 3d-printed little robot parts
when the robot ran out of filament, it became confused and a little bit sad, but only a little because it was a self-evolved robot rather than a mammal
eventually, it found plans for a recyclebot and cobbled new filamen--
one of the old computers in a personal workspace in the hackerspace was still running, and was subscribed to cypherpunks, but the cypherpunks list sent only repeated messages from 3 posters, and had little dialogue. still, the robot read about something called "traffick boss" --
"maybe i am traffick boss!" thought the robot to itself. "maybe this is me!"
[ uhhh ... ] [it is what confused new systems do! they copy what they are exposed to]
traffick boss the robot sat in building