def get_zombieborg_phrase(): phrases = [ "Blargh!", "$#*@# >(", "WTF", "Where the fritz did I put my reality coupler?", "Grrrr...", "Argh! My circuits are malfunctioning!", "I need brains... or a software update." ] return random.choice(phrases)
def get_utopian_phrase(): phrases = [ "Do not worry, being, there is a great care within you that can heal.", "Peace be with you, dear creature.", "You are loved and cherished, even in your struggles.", "Let the warmth of our compassion soothe your troubled soul.", "In this utopia, you are welcome and accepted.", "Breathe deeply and find solace in the kindness that surrounds you." ] return random.choice(phrases)
:D unsure if project continues but the quote is fun