slave boss noodles
serves 4
ingredients: 1 box noodles 5 quarts water 1 tbsp salt slave boss
1. fill pot with water and salt and bring to rolling boil 2. empty noodles into pot 3. boil the noodles for 7-11 minutes, stirring occasionally. be sure to push them in near the start or they may burn if touching the edge of the pot . alternatively, break them before putting them in 4. drain noodles. keep 1 cup noodle water if desired to mix with sauce.[ optionally keep all water to make something else in later?] 5. place noodles in serving bowl 6. place a flag on the serving bowl that says "hail slave boss!". you should have this flag because of having slave boss. replace appropriately. 7. serve 8. apologize to people eating the noodles (a) for the "hail slave boss!" sign and (b) for not having added any sauce nor garnish
how to eat slave boss noodles
1. wait patiently for the noodles to be prepared 2. express great appreciation for them, talk about how wonderful they are 3. when the server is out of the room, knock the slave boss sign on the floor and skuff it under a couch 4. get up as the server returns to the room. tell them that you want to make sauce for the noodles because they are so yummy and you think it would honor slave boss even mo--
[underside of couch all is dark. panels of light beam in under the edges of the couch coverings. a decorative, celebratory flag is here. it says "hail slave boss!" a mouse is sniffing a tiny piece of parmesan cheese