Fake/influenced therapist: "hahaha!  That's hilarious that you shoot people.  Who would ever do that?"

 Vet: "dude, I shot my best friend once because their head and their legs were in separate banks of mud, and I couldn't bear it"

 Fake/influenced therapist: "srsly?  Like, for real?"

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Vet: "shooting people is serious business"

Fake/influenced therapist: "why would you ever shoot somebody"

 Vet: "... because you are in the military?"

 Visitor: "oh! hey!  do other people use "military" as code for stuff like organised crime, and "weather" as code for how your boss is feeling and how much you're getting hurt and stuff like that, or was that just my thing?"

Vet: "uhhhhhhh this person gives better therapy than you, wanna swap?"