Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

Mind Controlled Zombie is eating vegetables. Mind Controlled Zombie looses a little bit of their zombie pall. Mind Controlled Zombie: "These are vegetables! Not weapons. How do you grow food for yourself and your community without being mobbed by zombies?" [munching vegetable] Gardener: "Well, I asked you to try some, and it seemed to soften your heart a little." Mind Controlled Zombie: "What does that have to do with anything?" MCBoss Utopia looks very irritated.