slave boss is deep in the bowels of a research lab, stirring demons, cackling
a mean experienced torturer is running from slave boss with his cartoon evilness
mean experienced torturer: "don't be evil to me, slave boss!"
ice cream is full of spikes
"well why did you buy icecream from the "dangerously spiked icecream" store?"
"i thought it meant the icecream was alcoholic. i didn't think it would mean there would be barbs in my cone."
"excuse me! we are getting wounded from trying to eat the "spiked" icecream."
"that's what you bought and why we had you sign a waiver!"
contract with slave boss. slave boss promises to deliver 39 widgets. you agree that they will be delivered by victims of slavery and trafficking who may try to escape, bore or terrify you with tales of being slaved and needing aid, etc etc etc.
you agree to vari-- 0502 ok on to the next bug! this bug may be why i wrote the fsck function. i there might be [~~~~~~~~ :s :s ! :s :S :s:s:s:s