Re: Morning Spam

----- Boss Raises His Robot Boss got a robot from the marketing department. He plans to use it to make the world make more sense. Boss: "Ok, bot, let's see how you manage these interns." Robot: "Interns, are you behaving sufficiently?" Interns: "Yes!" Boss: "No. Do it again, like this:" Boss: "Interns, what the fuck are you doing?" Interns: [look at Boss] [quake for their lives] "I have to pee, excuse me, I'm so sorry!" [all run to the bathroom] Boss: "Bot, copy that." Robot goes to more interns. Robot: "What the fuck are you doing?" Interns look at Robot, stop what they are doing, and do something different.