Juan is a very interesting maker and cooks really well.  I am always buying different chocolates for him because he likes the taste and is more creative than me.  I don't like bitter choco with salt and caramel, for example.  He doesn't fear to taste new flavors like chocolate with tabasco and honey, hahaha!!!  ;D

I keep them with me, waiting for a visit, but when my mood is terrible or he is annoying me on the list, I tell him I will eat all his chocolates, hahaha!!!  ;D

The older members know 'mal cojido' is Spanish and 'baka' or 'bakka' is Japanese.  They are bad words.  I use Portuguese, Spanish, and Japanese to annoy my friend.  He hates me, but is loyal as a friend and as a enemy.  I do love him.  He is curious, learns fast, and have good jokes.  :)

(But his head is the hardest thing in the world...  I don't know about his dick, but he can easily use his hard head to kill bulls or break coconuts!  :P)